Dready Sharp is an untrustworthy vampire informant. Everyone thinks he's Jamaican but he is most probably faking his accent. In the mornings he works as a valet boy in a vacant lot. He is always leaning sideways on a crooked aluminium stool smoking cigarettes, only rarely getting up to stretch his skinny figure. Frequent customers often ask him how he manages to stay in shape, and he points to his uncomfortable hard seat and answers "That's how I keep them buns slim man, my little chair grinds all the extra fat off!".